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The Internet gets referred to as the ‘World Wide Web’ (hence www), but this has long been a misunderstanding of what the Internet actually is. The Internet is a collection of PCs and servers all interlinked and using a common language foundation to allow the sharing of data across these PCs and servers. The [...]

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Terrorist gets onto Heathrow Runway

A man carrying a bag has gained access to the Northern Runway at Heathrow. The man was spotted at around 2pm today running along the runway carrying a bag which has been destroyed in a controlled explosion by bomb disposal experts.

To be fair there is currently no evidence that this man was indeed [...]

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Henry the Hoover in Polish sex Romp

Lovable smiley faced Numatic Vacuum cleaner Henry has found himself at the centre of a Polish sex romp scandal at a Hospital in the UK.
A security guard found the Polish cleaner on his knees in the Hospital canteen, naked from the waist down.

When the worker was later interviewed by his employers, HG Construction, he [...]

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Any of you that have read ‘Greenpeace will save us!‘ probably has a really good idea of what I feel about the Greenpeace ‘protesters’ that climbed onto the jumbo-jet. It should therefore come as no surprise to hear my views on this lot who managed to scale the Houses of Commons today.With that said [...]

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Pssstttt….want some Viagra?

So it continues. This week I have had approx 100 emails to approx 12 email addresses offering to sell me Viagra. Now - let’s look at the facts:
 

I am 36 and blessed with more potency than my lovely partner will indulge
If I wanted Viagra I would not buy it from a dodgy website
I [...]

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